Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

It was not me who decided I needed more clothes line and found the only thing I could...an old brown extension cord to tie up and hang myunderwear on...

It was not me who went to Costco by myself and pushed a cart full of groceries with my baby belly sticking out and then asked the bagger to make sure to put my stuff in small boxes so I could lift them and then bought myself a HUGE ice cream as a reward...

Not Me! Monday

My Charming Kids does this fun thing called Not Me! Monday where people post confessions about things they can't believe they did the past week. So here goes for my first post...

It was certainly not me who came home to the trash can knocked over and trash strewn all over my clean carpet by my very bad furbaby Sam last week after working all day on my feet. Of course this was about the 50th time he'd done that...and it wasn't me who wanted to burst into tears but instead went promptly to Target and bought a $70 trash can with a locking lid. I know I couldn't have put that brick in the bottom of trash can to weight it down in hopes he wouldn't knock it over. I decided to put it through a trial run with just a few items in it (so it wouldn't be too big of a mess to clean up). When I got home it certainly WAS NOT my $70 trash can who's lid had popped open after being knocked over (with the brick and all) by my precious...wretched...horrible pooch Sam. I'm pretty sure it wasn't me who decided to bungee cord the trash can lid closed then proceed to do video camera (Sam Cam) surveillance of my dog while I was gone that afternoon to figure out how to outsmart my sweet...horrible...wretched Sam. I'm still trying to find a solution to this problem...especially after he has now decided to skip the bungee corded trash can and nose his way right into the fridge and get the good stuff...SAM GET IN YOUR CRATE!!! YOU'RE NOT COMING OUT TILL YOU'RE 18!!